The Greens

"Hey mom , do I look green enough today? All my friends in the school are using this 'GREENess' cream these days. Amy says 'its in'. Damn!!!these Greens have a blessed complexion.. Sucks to be a White... grr!"

These were the words of a new age white , whose parents were posh, high nose whites , few decades before....
Perturbed by the dissatisfaction & sadness of their only daughter, they went from pillar to post to make their pampered  daughter Green. Unfortunately nothing green happened....
          
"The American pop star Fichael Lackson took surgeries & drugs to become Green & is currently facing many health related problems as a side effect for the same."
                                                                                                 
                                                                                               -New York Times, 16,  December, 2050                              

"Mum I hate these hamburgers , gimme some GREENIES to eat"
This was a stereotype yell of a pre-school kid to his mother , to show his obvious tantrums for home cooked food.
Apparently his mother during her pre- school times used to yell to her mother for hamburgers instead of GREENies...

" A  young, beautiful, well educated, Green, Hindu,  Brahmin bride between 23-26 needed for a well educated  Green groom"
                                                                                                            -Indian Express, 10 January, 2050


From Playboy's latest models to literary articles to Jesus to Krishna , GREENs have conquered anything & everything .Greenica has emerged as the latest superpower country.
Alright Let me throw some light to the Green history. It all started with few aliens who were totally humanoid , one can say exact replica of human beings but with slightly big heads & offcourse ,Green skin colour.
For the greed of few human beings for outer space sophisticated & costly technology  , they have elevated the standards of the Greens.
After all money is also Green.
This Racial Discrimination among the Greens & the humans is creating hell lot of problems.
I say what is the use of  this discrimination on the basis of , just skin colour. Are we too dumb to realize this & giving few Green  aliens our rights to success & failure ? Are we becoming their totipotent slaves??..Are we too lost, pacing towards greed of acquiring new technology oriented machines...  ??Why Green signal is always the right signal???


( NOTE: Readers ,  this is not serious stuff.. don't start painting your faces, green & make hulk your god ,  after this article of mine as it was all cooked up greenly & meanly by me . Don't kill me for putting  few intended  religious aberrations . Well this idea emerged in my head,  as i was admiring my new green dress . I love it Damn! )




Comments

chetan "gizmo" said…
...nice...stil u can do a lot better dan this..
venomouspunk said…
Aahaa nice....wat a flow of thoughts....felt like reading ur thots directly from ur head!!! Good one :-D

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